Wednesday, June 10, 2009

New Rules...


New rules…
If you and him are only having sex. That is not your “boo”.

If every call or text is to set up a “booty call” that is not your “boo”

If he is already somebody elses “boo”…that is not your “boo”

If he has 10 kids that he can’t/don’t take care of…that is not your “boo” and you are a damn dummy.

Being “baby mama” only entitles you to being the fool that let him nut in her.

As common as it is nobody, I mean nobody likes being the sideline…so quit flexing.

If you know he is not your boo and you are not his boo quit flexing for FB and Mspace.

If he is one of those “aint sh*t niggas” he should be nobody’s “boo”
And by that I mean= no car, job, morals, goals, common sense, values, own place, BS degree so forth and so on.
If all he has is gas $, club fare, and $ for a new outfit for an event or night out etc. Then both of you need to reassess yourselves. (you first because you chose this loser)

You only see him after 12…that is not your “boo”

You have been knowing him 2 years and you don’t know his parents or siblings… that is not your “boo”

You know at least 6 other chicks that think they his “boo”? Then that is not your “boo”

Wear condoms always…especially if he has more than 10 kids and 10 on the way because that is not your “boo” that is an infection waiting to happen. Lmao

If you are babymama #5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, or beyond you are a DAMN fool. Please wake the F*ck up, because that is not your “boo” so why did you set yourself up for that one?

If all he do all day is “nothing” and he has been living as long as you have and has “nothing”, if he knows “nothing” and in his pockets there’s a whole lot of “nothing” he should be nobody’s “boo”

If you have to dedicate all your statuses to his other chicks…that is not your “boo”

If he live with her…that is not your “boo”

If he can’t match your accomplishments… that should not be your “boo”

Feel free to add.

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