Something funny...

DID NOT WRITE THIS BUT IT CAN DESCRIBE JUST ABOUT HOW EVERY MAN/NIGGA U KNOW THINKS:

1) stop going through our damn cell phones!!!! You’re gonna end up crying...
2) we are going to look at every single womans ass we see..without exception..we cant help it so dont trip we still like your ass...
3) when a nigga dont answer his phone it doesn’t mean he’s fcuking someone..chances are he is high or with his niggas and doesnt feel like answering all your questions...who u wit?...where u at?...where u goin?...why cant i come?....(side note-most times we dont mind answering the phone but its not cool to be in a car full of niggas and start naming the people you're with while on the phone and its always cool for you to hang with us when the time is right...1 woman with all men fucks up the vibe no matter how cool you are..)
4) there is a difference between a man that cheated and a cheating ass man..most men dont cheat cause it aint that easy to get new pussy..a man that cheated may have made a mistake..a cheating ass man has no consious and doesnt give a fuck and NEVER represents himself as a man in a relationship...its hard to tell the two apart but if you dont you could lose your man...
5) if we jack off doesnt mean we arent attracted to YOU..just means we wanted to jack off..simple as that
6) Give me space, doesn’t mean get away from me. It means don’t sweat me so damn hard....you can stay in my face 24-7 and still give me space..
7) We hate dealing with emotions...if you want us to listen don’t cry, don’t yell and don’t always try to prove a point..we wont hear you at all cause all we want you to do is SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
8)We want blow jobs all the time...without having to ask...when we have to ask it takes the feel good rate down like 30 points
9) When we get something to eat, dont sit there talking bout "ummmm" while we are in the drive thru..we've been getting the same shit from the same place forever….that shit pisses us off!!!
10) Don’t say you dont care what we do tonight, but shoot down all of our suggestions then don’t offer any input on what you’d like to do..then get all pissed off cause its 10:30, you’re bored at home and Im high playing xbox
11) We dont like to go to your parents house...unless they drink cuss and smoke weed.
12) If we say nothing is wrong don’t ask again...sometimes a nigga just want to shut the fuck up and have a mean face for a while..
13) Dont ask to drive our cars..
14) Dont ask for a key to our house
15)Dont take our white tees every time you come over
16) Buy us shit...we dont like sentimental shit either..clothes, jordans, hats, cd's..if you dont please believe us someone else will..
17) ALWAYS make us feel like the king.....even if you knowbetter..never belittle us, especially in front of people...
18) Laugh at our jokes...the way to make a man happy is for him to know he makes you happy....if he feels he pleases you, you never have anything to worry about...
19) Dont be a push over…we may act like we dont want a strong woman, but what you need and want are two different things...have an opinion...have a back bone...but dont be a BITCH
20) Learn to cook and clean...and enjoy doing it...you’ll find that the more you do it and are cool about it the more the man will want to help you...
21) When we are sick we are big ass babies so take care of us...but everyone else better be a soldier.
22) Dont tell your friends our business….we hate that shit
23) Dont depend on JUST us to make you happy...you will be let down…have your own life too..
24) When we laugh at you or yell at you when you cry its not cause we are mean we just don’t know what to do..
25) NEVER EVER accuse us of cheating unless you are 100% sure..if a man has to constantly defend himself against imaginary shit you make up, you are sure to lose him or suffer in a distrustful dead end relationship....
26) If you're gonna forgive him, do it wholeheartedly
27) Choose your arguments wisely. (max 1 per month)
28) Be patient with him, because you know you don't have it alltogether- he just hasn't figured that out.


FEMALES IF U DID not ALREADY KNOW DIS ISH.....PLEASE RECOGNIZE!